HE V/S SHE ... JUST READ AND ENJOY ...

Boy : Hi!didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Girl : Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice!!!


Boy : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
Girl : No,I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!


Boy : I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Girl : Okay,but would you stay there?


Boy : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Girl : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!


Boy : Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
Girl : Okay,get out!!!


Boy : What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
Girl : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!


Boy : Can I have your name?
Girl : why,don't you already have one?


Boy : Shall we go and see a film?
Girl : I've already seen it!!!


Boy : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Girl : Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!


Boy : You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
Girl : Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!

Boy : When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..
Girl : And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!

Boy : I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
Girl : I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a face like yours!!!


BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??


Boy : Say you love me! Say you love me!
Girl : You love me...


Boy : When we get engaged will you give me a ring??
Girl : Sure, what's your phone number??


Girl : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so
Overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
Boy : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...


Boy : Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
Girl : Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!


Boy : Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Boy : Is this seat empty?
Girl : Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.


Boy : I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl : It's in the phone book.

Boy : But I don't know your name.
Girl : That's in the phone book too.


Boy : Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Girl : Do not Enter


Boy : I know how to please a woman.
Girl : Then please leave me alone.


Boy : I want to give myself to you.
Girl : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.


Boy : I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
Girl : No, but it looks like you landed on your face!


Girl : You remind me of the sea.
Boy : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Girl : NO, because you make me sick.