Twenty One Tips !

>> ONE.Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

>> TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older,
their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

>> THREE.Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all
you want.

>> FOUR. When you say, 'I love you ,' mean it

>> FIVE.When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

>> SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

>> SEVEN.Believe in love at first sight.

>> EIGHT.Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams
don't have much.

>> NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the
only way to live life completely.

>> TEN . In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

>> ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

>> TWELVE.Talk slowly but think quickly.

>> THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

>> FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve
great risk.
>> FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

>> SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson !

>> SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for
others; and responsibility for all your actions.

>> EIGHTEEN.Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

>> NINETEEN.When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate
steps to correct it.

>> TWENTY.Smile when picking up the phone The caller will hear it in
your voice.

>> TWENTY-ONE.Spend some time alone.

Enjoy your Coffee!

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor.

Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups -porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them
to help themselves to the coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup,but you consciously went for the best cups... And
then you began eyeing each other's cups.

Now consider this:
Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of Life we live.

Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us." God brew the coffee, not the cups.......... Enjoy your coffee!"

*Natural Highs *

Think about them one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one...IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, especially the thought at the end.****

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla or strawberry!).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach.
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
19. Running through sprinklers.
20. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
21. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
22. Laughing at an inside joke.
23. Friends.
24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
26. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
27. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
28. Playing with a new puppy.
29. Having someone play with your hair.
30. Sweet dreams.
31. Hot chocolate.
32. Road trips with friends.
33. Swinging on swings.
34. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
35. Making chocolate chip cookies.
36. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
37. Holding hands with someone you care about.
38. Running into an old friend and realizingthat some things (good or bad) ne ver change.
39. Watching the _expression on someone's faceas they open a much desired present from you.
40. Watching the sunrise.
41. Getting out of bed every morning andbeing grateful for another beautiful day.
42. Knowing that somebody misses you.
43. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
44. Knowing you've done the right thing,no matter what other people think.

Why Women Cry

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?""Because I'm a woman," she told him."I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will.

"Later the little boy asked his father,"Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?""All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, Still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on thephone,He asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weightof the world, yet gentleenough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and therejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep goingwheneveryone else gives up, and take care of her familythrough sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under anyand all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries,or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the door way to her heart - the place where love resides."

Boys will be boys

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.
She said, "Let's start with the boys first."
Boys start giving their intro...First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting. Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John.
Yes next."
Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.
"Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of supporting a friend.
Ok next."Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub.
"Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere.
Ok next.
"This continues...and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long.
Anyway, now the girls please."First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds." Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next."
Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok~next. You sweet girl;
Yes you..."Most beautiful girl of the class:
"Mam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day."

Sardar Ji

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13 th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR ________________________________________
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X. ___________________________________________
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi _____________________________________________
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? ___________________________________________________
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! ___________________________________________________
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. ___________________________________________________
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg andtold WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
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On a political rally sardar was arrested. W! hy??? A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it.. ___________________________________________________
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. ___________________________________________________
Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "
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Interviewer: just imagine you r in 3 rd floor, it caught fire and how willyou escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!

Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now - after marriage -you can read it from bottom to the top ..........hehehehe