Sardar Ji

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13 th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR ________________________________________
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X. ___________________________________________
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi _____________________________________________
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? ___________________________________________________
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! ___________________________________________________
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi. ___________________________________________________
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg andtold WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
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On a political rally sardar was arrested. W! hy??? A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it.. ___________________________________________________
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. ___________________________________________________
Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "
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Interviewer: just imagine you r in 3 rd floor, it caught fire and how willyou escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!