An Enthusiastic Salesman

A new Vacuum Cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the firsthouse of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she couldspeak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room andopened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cows droppingsonto the carpet. "Ma’am, if I could not clean this up with the useof this new powerful Vacuum Cleaner within seconds, I will EAT all this shit,Exclaimed the eager salesman. "Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup to eat that" asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, "Why ma’am"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady.